January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
5 posts
3 tags
You’ve taken your words and you take your judgements and stick em on to...
– Call it what you want - Foster the People
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Trivia
I can safely say that my shortest relationship lasted 2 hours.
And what a two hours it was!
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
7 posts
1 tag
Gobble gobble motherfucker
2 tags
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
10 posts
1 tag
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3 tags
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...
– Amy Poehler, on American Apparel ads (via givemeyoursunshine)
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I have a 76 year old facebook stalker
Most recently, he went through my profile pictures and liked ones that were years old.
July 2011
5 posts
June 2011
7 posts
Looking for a saw to cut the chains in half
and all I want is someone to rely...
– To Binge - Gorillaz + Little Dragon
May 2011
6 posts
Yo.. I love ketchup SO much. I would eat ketchup on a stick!
– Colleen, birthday girl
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Being a scientician sucks.
It’s been a long cold lonely winter, little darling, it feels like years...
April 2011
6 posts
I just looked up the word irony in the dictionary. Turns out it actually doesn’t meant what I thought it meant.